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Wednesday, April 30, 2014

The Dovekeepers by Alice Hoffman

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This book was absolutely fantastic, and I look forward to rereading it. It gives a firsthand account of  Masada, a palace held by the Jews after the destruction of the Second Temple, which was laid siege to by Romans. The POV switches between 4 women, all dovekeepers, who come to Masada for a safe place to live and deal with their own personal issues, including surprise pregnancies, abandonment, sisterhood, and what it means to be a warrior. 

This is likely how Masada looked in 70 CE.
If I were a hashtag person, the top three which would describe this book are #femininity, #defense, and #stories. These 4 women are dealing with the events which most impacted their lives. Despite death, poverty,  losing their men to war, and the destruction of their most sacred place, these women redefine strength and sacrifice. 
The women likely dressed like this.
As I've probably said before, I love female empowerment stories. This doesn't mean I like men being put down or made fun of, but more I enjoy books which appreciate the hardships women endure, especially women from the past. Their secretive schemes in a male-dominated society include witchcraft, warfare, and Jewish worship in unique tones. The religious studies aspect of my brain was well-satisfied with the practices which were described in the book; Hoffman definitely did her research.
 
For example, this is a mikveh, a small pool women dipped into to purify themselves after committing a sin or menstruation. 
Their resourcefulness was inspiring, and so was their love for each other and their families. The POV switch wasn't confusing, and the book would make a wonderful miniseries. There was enough twists to keep me interested, and I fell in love with the characters. Hoffman's other books were also of this high caliber, and I appreciate that she's kept up the quality. 

Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier

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This was a very clever book! I read it for an English lit class on English country houses (think Downton Abbey), which was a lot more boring than it sounded. It starts out with a young woman meeting rich Mr. de Winter in Monaco. She isn't wealthy; in fact, she's someone else's servant. Somehow he falls in love with her and they get married. He whisks her off to his rich estate in England, called Manderly. It's supposedly the most beautiful country house there is, but the new Mrs. de Winter is having problems settling in. It seems there was a first Mrs. de Winter, Rebecca, who everyone loved for her grand parties and smart sociability. However, she died in a tragic accident some time ago. When one of her friends comes and points an accusatory finger at Mr. de Winter, his new wife must decide if she should stand by her new man, or save her own skin. And who is behind all the accusations? Is Rebecca still a player in the game she has made of their lives?
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Could this be her?
 This a mystery that starts out as a romance novel, but not a bodice ripper (though the cover looks like it), One of the best things about this book is that du Maurier never gives the name of the narrator- we also never know if it's a ghost story or the narrator is just slightly unhinged. Because of the love she has for Mr. de Winter, the second Mrs. de Winter isn't entirely a trustworthy narrator.

Like any good mystery the book has plenty of twists down to the end, which did not disappoint. In case you haven't guessed, I place a lot of emphasis on a well-thought out ending. There's also a movie, but I haven't seen it because they aparently really messed up the ending.

The setting, which encompasses much of the mystery, is a beautiful but scary place. It's kind of like that relative's house that is always so perfect; you want to see it but are so afraid to touch it because you could have some invisible dirt that transfers. Therefore, the mansion becomes the Pandora's box of all the shit between Rebecca and Mr. de Winter. The final question becomes: do you trust his version of events?

Sex with Kings & Sex with the Queen by Eleanor Herman

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There is no form of historical biography more fun than the sordid exploits of monarchs. There's something very American in books like Herman's; we publish the gross details and failings of our leaders, and, in doing so, flip the bird at the former rulers of the world. Herman reads contemporary sources (some of which I suspect have the credibility of some tabloids) and includes as much craziness as possible. Some figures, like Cleopatra, continue to fascinate because of her exotic origins and opulence.

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She had herself rolled up in a rug and delivered to Julius Cesaer. She might have been a little overeager...
 Aside from the cliches like Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn (who was found guilty of doing her brother) or Catherine the Great (who supposedly copulated with war horses), some lesser known examples are just as crazy. For example, one Portuguese king, obsessed with producing an heir from his wife though he was impotent, made a golden turkey baster and inseminated his wife successfully.

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Even for readers who don't go outside the boundaries of fiction very often, these books give enough giggles to make them quick reads.

Goodreads link to Book #1 and Book #2

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

The Secret Life of Bees by Sue Monk Kidd

I've loved Sue Monk Kidd since I read her Dance of the Dissident Daughter, so I figured I would love this one too. Whether I would or not, I had to read it for American Film and Lit class. Usually assigned books go over with me like a Kevin Smith movie (gag), but this ended up being the first book in a long time that I read in one day.


This story relates Lily Owens' journey to understand her mother, who died when she was a baby. After running from her abusive father with her black housemaid; because it's in the middle of South Carolina during the Civil Rights Movement, there's considerable danger to her friend. From a label which was one of her mother's few positions, Lily tracks down the Boatwright sisters who bottle their own honey and play host to the Daughters of Mary; this was a sect of black women who put a spin on Christianity to make it more feminine and relatable. Lily's trial to find home and her mother within herself takes readers on an emotional journey that ends satisfyingly and with a heart-warming hope for the future.

Personally, I could relate to the heroine's rough childhood, though I never had to kneel on grits. The dad I hated for obvious reasons, but I also understood his anger towards his daughter. I didn't agree with it, but I understood it. I loved the female-centric religion; I've always thought Jesus and his family was black :-)

Black Madonnas are more common than most people think.
But here's the best thing about Kidd's work: subtle magic. Almost in a Practical Magic and Sarah Addison Allen way, her stories aren't blatantly supernatural but she addresses social issues (like child abuse and racial tension) and the uses "magic" to solve them. For example, the sister with a big pole up her ass must use the most powerful magic to heal her family after a terrible tragedy: love. That is the cheesiest example I could come up with, but ultimately true.

Also, by writing through a child's POV, who can't distinguish race like other southerners and therefore comes down on the right side of the Civil Rights Movement, Kidd was able to acclimate her reader to the pagan practices of the Daughters of Mary. Also, the bees were an unusual element- we know of bees, but don't know them. Kidd's skill is that, as we get to know the bees, we know the meaning of home. No shame in admitting that this book made me cry. 

Thanks, dude!
The movie was not as good as the book, but worth the time. I loved Alicia Keys and Dakota Fanning, so I safe in recommending that as well.

The Forest of Hands and Teeth & The Dead-Tossed Waves by Carrie Ryan

These books tell the stories of a mother and daughter: Mary and Gabry. Mary's story starts in her family's small village in the woods, where Unconsecrated attack the fences daily trying to eat the villagers. She becomes an orphan and leaves the village with her friends and betrothed. They're going to the sea, which Mary has always heard of but never seen. Her daughter Gabry is a continuation of the story, telling what happened to Mary, and how Gabry herself deals with the Unconsecrated and her fight to keep herself and her friends alive.


I did not expect these to be zombie books because they're called "Unconsecrated," which is a slightly awkward term, but definitely makes the true nature of the creatures a surprise until you're halfway through the first chapter. Which I guess I've just spoiled. Oh well. Y'all are cool enough people to forgive me, I feel.


The writer did a good job of creating a society with a few of our elements. It added surprise to each realization of what parts of our culture could survive a zombie apocalypse. It has the essence of The Village but not a similar ending. You can tell the villagers are isolated and living a simple, antiquish life. The church is the center of their lives and they don't have modern technology or weapons. You come to care for the main characters and give a damn whether or not they survive the journey to the sea.

The sequel with Gabry has characters who aren't as compelling as the first one, but introduces new religious fanaticism (which is always interesting to me), moral dilemmas, and re-entering the thrill ride of the Forest. Again, it's not as confusing, just as action-packed, and a quick read.



The books were full of adventure but I was ever confused. Because the characters had set goals it kept the focus of where the book was going amidst chaos.

I would definitely want to see a movie version of either of these books. I think it would be well-done, considering how popular zombies and dystopian stories are nowadays. I would recommend the series to all ages, and both boys and girls, especially those who like horror books. I just found out there's a third one, so now I'm going to have to go find it!

Author Carrie Ryan just announced that a movie agreement has just been reached! Yay! Good zombie movie!

Goodreads link to Book #1 and Book #2


Black Magic Sanction (The Hollows #8) by Kim Harrison

I can devour Kim Harrison's Rachel Morgan series like popcorn, but I try to force myself to go slowly so I can appreciate the details that are put into it. The heroine is the feisty, honorable, goofy witch with serious genetic issues. I'm afraid to spoil details in the series for those who haven't started, but suffice it to say that the main character is always full of surprises, but she hasn't reached god-level ridiculousness to her growing list of powers. She also has her flaws; she's a little vain, stand-offish, and doesn't use her brains as much as she should. She's also a little more reactive than proactive, so her list of problems is long enough to maintain a decent plot throughout the long series.



More than Morgan, I love the universe that Harrison has set up. Humans have been partially wiped out by a virus contained in tomatoes. To save them and protect their own species from persecution, the Inderlanders (witches, werewolves, vamps, leprechauns, really any magical creature you can think of) came out of hiding. Add near-extinct elves and deadly demons and you have a fantastic set of beings.

Tomatoes were then abolished. Can you imagine a world without pizza?!
Harrison navigates her readers through inter-species politics and the rules of magic with skill. And since Morgan has good friends like Jenks (a pixie who likes to swear on Tink's panties) and the troubled vamp Ivy, readers fall in love with this series very quickly. Black Magic Sanction keeps the high level of quality form the previous books.

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NOTE: I just finished Pale Demon, which is next in the series, and I love how complicated the relationship between Trent and Rachel is becoming. I suspect that he will push her to new boundaries, and in surprising ways. Her new standing with the demons is going to interfere, however (thank God because that means 3 more books). I love that Kim Harrison's books never leave me thinking, 'dear God I have to read three more" but instead I'm always looking forward to more plot twists and development. 

A Discovery of Witches by Deborah Harkness

I’d picked up this book because the main character is a historical researcher who is trying to subdue her more magical tendencies. Diana’s working at Oxford University on alchemical practices of ancient Europe, when she comes across an enchanted book. Suddenly all sorts of creatures from the magical underworld are approaching her and some are even terrorizing her. Once she decides who to trust, the resulting conflict and politics play threaten her and her loved ones. Fantasy books always intrigue me, and the fact that the author went to huge lengths to research historical connections to her story shows her dedication and attention to detail. It’s a lot to absorb at first, but overall a good story.


This was a mammoth audiobook, 20 CDs, and after the first three I understood why it was so long. Harkness makes sure to include all the details of a scene so we can picture the characters and understand the context. It takes a fair amount of patience, but I find myself being thankful for it. Without giving excessive backstory or numerous flashbacks, we still learn a lot about the characters from their expressions, replies, and postures. For example, I instantly knew Diana’s aunt was the protective warrior figure from the descriptions of her voice over the phone.

Also, readers must keep in mind this is the first in a trilogy. The first book is all set up for a larger conflict. It takes persistence and investment, but so far I think it’ll be a good story. I’m not in love with the romance which blossoms between Diana and ____ (don’t wanna spoil it), but more so with the history and the politics within their world. The supernatural powers aren’t necessarily original but still varied enough to be interesting. I look forward to reading the rest of the series.

Also, lovely books!
Note: Imdb.com says a movie is "in development" based on this book. Who would you like to see cast?


Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn


*Parts of this might be construed as spoilers, if you're paying close attention.*

All right, I officially think I have book ADD. Flynn’s book is supposed to be a movie later this year, so we chose to read it for Book Club. I went halfway, I promise I did, but I didn’t care to read all the way. I looked up the ‘shocker’ ending and promptly dropped it.

First off, I HATE the characters. Amy was too good to be true in her diary and Nick was an idiotic asshole. He was honest but oblivious, childish, and selfish. I looked up the end because I truly did not care what happened to them, so I couldn’t be bothered to take the ‘roller coaster ride of suspense.’

The voice was a little confusing because it’s jumbled and conversational. Amy’s flashbacks felt too smooth and rehearsed (good to know my instincts were on the mark). I also figured Nick wasn’t that crazy because there would be more clues in his own perspective that he was an unreliable, delusional character.

I know I was supposed to hate Nick, but I feel Amy was just as flat. She was also supposed to be, but I just have no patience for that amount of fakery and false weakness, especially in women. The ending was unsatisfying but overall creative, I guess. Maybe it’ll be a better movie? I love Rosamund Pike, though seeing her as such a bitch like Amy will bother me. I also enjoy Neil Patrick Harris, and hope he brightens up the story to being enjoyable. Once I see the movie I'll update this post.

Friday, April 4, 2014

One Thousand White Women: The Journals of May Dodd by Jim Fergus

The reason I picked up this book is because it had an interesting concept. In 1875, Native Americans, seeking peace with the United States, offered to marry 1000 American white women so the cultures could mesh. In return, the government would receive 1000 horses. Though the offer was real, the government did not accept it because they found it too degrading to the women. However, Fergus’ novel asks how it would have happened if it did; telling the story through the diary of May Dodd was an apropos approach.


May was a futuristic woman, content with her sexuality, compassionate, intelligent, yet humble enough to not have any uppityness about her. She lead the other women volunteers when she felt she was needed, but otherwise left them to their own devices. The other women were a fantastic group of characters, diverse and believable. Since drastic backstories are presumably the only reason a woman of the time would volunteer to be a “savage’s” wife, they gave interesting and realistic historical tones to the novel.
Under no circumstances would I voluntarily camp out in this, though.
The story isn’t overly romantic- May’s husband, the chief, had his faults but overall the match was well-made, more political than love-based. The instances of religion were well described, both for the Native American traditions and the Christian evangelism that went on. Her language use, though derogatory for modern readers, was correct for the time, and I liked that; it showed that Fergus did his research.

Typical camp for the Cheyenne
I only wish there wasn’t so much rape. It wasn’t graphic, but it was often, and the women seemed to blow it off like it was nothing. I don’t know if it was a misconception on the male author’s part, or if it really was like that for frontier women.  I will say that, while the women seemed to have gotten over the incidents easily, I appreciate that they weren’t completely emotionally wrecked by it; they recovered, and showed that one can mend from such a horrible thing. Though in real life one can’t get over it quite so easily, I think having a positive example is better than some literature where victims of rape never get better.
Overall I recommend the novel, if only for a (relatively) short read on an interesting time in American history.

Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen

I feel kind of silly reviewing this; there's nothing I'm gonna say that thousands of literary scholars, many of who have more degrees than I can ever dream of. I can give a few pieces of advice.
  • Modern readers, be patient with this book. It has a lot of cultural context which can be difficult to understand at first.
  • I highly recommend Patricia Meyer Spack's annotated version. It's a tome but has lots of lovely pictures and notes.  http://www.amazon.com/Pride-Prejudice-An-Annotated-Edition/dp/B00E6TK8MQ/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1396626212&sr=8-2&keywords=pride+and+prejudice+spacks
                                             
  • Austen uses sarcastic wit and creative (sometimes unreliable) narration. She very much writes her own rules about how much/little an author/narrator should interact with the story, but never fully clarifies her position. Therefore her layers of implication give readers headaches from guessing what the hell she meant in one chapter or another. For example, one contemporary critic thought her book was a good morality tale on the dangers of soldiers consorting with young, single ladies. Another thought the book was an example of how a father should strive to work for his family to prevent unwelcome interferences from nasty entailments. Modern readers focus on Lizzy and Darcy, perhaps incorrectly? We'll never know Austen's intent.
Austen  was a very subtle and gifted writer who deserves the over-used title of "unique". I took a class on Pride and Prejudice a year ago, and it was never a dull moment. To finish this post I'll put up my final essay for the class, in which I argued that Lizzy Bennet married (at least partially) for money. Hopefully it inspires you to go out and buy a copy; if you already have one, I hope you see Lizzy in another light :)
This awesome lady cared not for your shenanigans.
“I Ain’t Sayin’ She a Gold Digger”: The Influence of Money on Elizabeth's Marriage in Pride and Prejudice
by Lindsey P.
               In Moral Essays (1796), the anonymous author writes, "Not all the lustre of noble birth, not all the affluence of wealth, not all the pomp of titles, not all the splendor of power, can give dignity to a mind that is destitute of inward improvement" (58). Inner cultivation was an important topic for the Regency period, especially for the period's novelists who were expected to convey the best morals that people should have. For novelists like Jane Austen, exemplifying the correct way for women to act meant she should have special consideration for her stories' plots. In her novel Pride and Prejudice (1813), fashion, class, and possessions influence the likelihood of a couple getting together. This concept is reflected in the novel's famous opening sentence: "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife" (Austen 29). Almost every courtship in Pride and Prejudice (however unconventional that courtship may be) also reveals the significance of finances in a marriage. The most prominent relationship of the novel, between Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Darcy, commonly symbolizes the idea to many readers that class should not be a barrier to love and marriage. For example, Angelika Gerber-Pinto Lobo writes, "Unlike other characters in the novel Elizabeth does not aim to find a husband with a great fortune, but love remains the chief motive for her marriage with Darcy" (38).
                Some scholars have interpreted Elizabeth's advocacy of romance over money in a marriage as Austen's 'archetype' of an ideal match. However, it is evident Elizabeth Bennet's character does acknowledge the importance of wealth in a loving relationship, and that her motivation for marrying Darcy was at least partially in accordance with that belief. In other words, Elizabeth's engagement and marriage to Darcy happens after she considers the consequences of financial stability over emotional compatibility. Elizabeth’s conclusion is influenced by three other important married couples in the novel: Charlotte and Mr. Collins, Lydia and Mr. Wickham, and her parents. To be clear, Elizabeth, unlike Wickham, does not use Darcy for just his money; rather, lack of money persuades her to understand her limited options in the English patriarchal society and how her marriage to Darcy ensures a better future for her and her family. Recognizing these themes in Pride and Prejudice is important since writers like Austen were to exemplify good behavior for young Regency ladies. In "The Ethical Mode of Pride and Prejudice," Giulia Giuffre picks up on the responsibility novelists had to their readers; she says, "Jane Austen is always setting up moral oppositions through her characters" (18). Wealth is a critical part of matrimony, and Austen uses her characters to transmit that idea, whether one accepts or rejects it. In almost every relationship in the novel, money, materialism, and class were important factors in marriages.
                Before evaluating these aspects in Pride and Prejudice, it is imperative to understand the history of marriage in the Regency because, within Austen's contemporary mindset, one can better appraise Elizabeth's precarious financial and marriageable position. Most Regency women did not marry for love, as Walter Edwards Houghton argues in The Victorian Frame of Mind: 1830-1870 which addresses British culture of the time period:
In 1854 G. R. Drysdale described the contemporary situation: 'A great proportion of marriages we see around us, did not take place from love at all, but from some interested motive, such as wealth, social position, or other advantages'... In a society so permeated by the commercial spirit, love could be blatantly thrust aside if it interfered with more important values. (Houghton 381)
In other words, love typically came second to finances in courting a spouse; knowing this reveals Elizabeth as a singularly odd woman for her society. For a classic Regency woman, marrying equaled meeting appropriate societal expectations. The inference is that a woman was supposed to feel a drive to elevate from the role of "daughter” to "wife." In Gerber-Pinto Lobo's essay entitled "Questioning the Myth of the Happy Marriage in the Nineteenth-Century English Novel," she opens with several beautifully written sections on the history of marriage during the Regency period. One of her observations is the liberty from parental dominance that marriage brings. Although Elizabeth's relationship with her father was positive, her relationship with her mother was a constant irritation due to Mrs. Bennet's unrelenting pursuit of any man to marry to one of her girls. Interestingly, Gerber-Pinto Lobo sides with Mrs. Bennet in prioritizing marriage for eligible ladies: "Marriage provided economic security and protection for women and, for these reasons, was one of their most fundamental aims in life" (11). Leaving the home meant the financial strain of caring for a daughter was lifted from her parents, a problem with which both Elizabeth and Charlotte likely would have been concerned. As Austen herself never married, she would have also empathized with this stress. Her characters embody societal concerns of the time, in this instance, the role of money in women’s love lives.
            Each of the romantic relationships in the novel exemplify the kinds of marriages contemporary women could look forward to: there was the proper courtship of Mr. Bingley and Jane, the wild, lustful elopement of Lydia and Mr. Wickham, Charlotte's pragmatic and passionless relationship to Mr. Collins, the bitter resignation between the Bennet parents, and finally the roller coaster ride of romance that Elizabeth and Darcy shared. Giuffre's essay focuses on the importance of truthfulness, ethics, and first impressions for the characters in the novel. Most of her evaluation is pointed at Lizzy, who makes many errors in her treatment of others, especially Darcy. When Elizabeth finds out he has helped to smooth over Lydia's scandalous elopement, Elizabeth finally understands his generosity, "more generous in that his pride, both personal and familial, is more nearly concerned" (Giuffre 23). This moment in the novel reveals her enlightened insight into his good nature and prompts her to reconsider his good character. "Oh! how heartily did she grieve over every ungracious sensation she had ever encouraged, every saucy speech she had ever directed towards him. For herself she was humbled; but she was proud of him" (368). While this shift makes her think more positively of him, she doesn’t consider marrying him until she sees his huge house. When Elizabeth visits Pemberley for the first time with all of its rich decorations, well-maintained grounds, and impressive stateliness, she remembers poignantly Mr. Darcy’s first marriage proposal and, for the first time, comprehends what all he was offering her.
‘And of this place,’ thought she, ‘I might have been mistress! With these rooms I might now have been familiarly acquainted! Instead of viewing them as a stranger, I might have rejoiced in them as my own, and welcomed to them as visitors my uncle and aunt.’ (Austen 286)
In other words, Darcy's offer didn’t involve just his hand and person, but also the right to call Pemberley her home, the wealth that went along with the estate, and the pride to show it off to her family. This insight affects Elizabeth on such a deeply personal level because she is constantly reminded by her mother that their home will never stay their own; when Mr. Bennet will die and they have to leave Longbourne, the Bennet women's futures are uncertain. Elizabeth's reality is a striking contrast to that of Mr. Darcy, who has grown up on this estate and will have it for the rest of his life. Following the laws of primogeniture, Darcy will pass Pemberley on to his heirs, who, Elizabeth realizes, might have been hers. However, because she refuses him, she cannot be guaranteed such an encouraging future. To comfort herself, possibly to prevent herself from completely facing what a mistake she has made, she interprets Pemberley as a place where her family would not be welcome: "'But no-' recollecting herself,- 'that could never be: my uncle and aunt would have been lost to me: I should not have been allowed to invite them'. This was a lucky recollection- it saved her from something like regret" (286). Mr. Darcy’s earlier criticism of her family leads her to believe that no one, not even her well-mannered and urbane aunt and uncle, would be welcome at such a remarkable house. In this example, Darcy’s wealth would have been a barrier between her family and herself had she accepted him.
            Still, later on in the novel, she admits to Jane that she fell in love with Darcy then: "I must date it from my first seeing his beautiful grounds at Pemberley" (415). Though Giuffre sees this transformation as "an attractive and meaningful progression towards Elizabeth's meeting with the man himself" (23), evidence suggests one should interpret the event as more pragmatic than romantic. She compares Pemberley to her almost-certain poverty as a single woman. Even though she is someone who claims to value a man’s honor and personality above all else, his rich estate is nonetheless a striking reality check for her. Mr. Collins’ warning that she may never be offered another marriage proposal after his own doesn’t scare Elizabeth when he says it. However, when she tours Pemberley, she perceives the security that an upper class member of society has, and what she could have gained if she had respected Mr. Darcy enough to accept his proposal, or had put into practice Charlotte’s sensible theory on marriage.
            Charlotte is logical above all else, especially in the matters of love. She tells Elizabeth that men and women would do well to not get to know each other before getting married, as all it could do was give each other excuses to stay single. Moreover, she asserts that happiness is not likely to come from one person anyway, so the most prudent method of living one’s life is to first find security, especially in the matters of finance, rather than worry about love in a marriage. This character and her marital situation are closely evaluated by Weijie Chen in her essay "How Female Characters Are Portrayed: An Investigation of the Use of Adjectives and Nouns in the Fictional Novel Pride and Prejudice." Chen recognizes the limited position women were put in during the Regency period. Women of Charlotte's class were not able to take on jobs and were reliant on their husbands for income and property. Chen says, "This kind of dependence forced them to take marriage as their career... Believing in this, many women chose to marry property instead of a man" (8-9). As a man of one house, a parsonage, and a domicile inheritance, Collins is certainly a catch, financially speaking; she explains as much to Lizzy, "I am not romantic... I never was. I ask only a comfortable home; and considering Mr. Collins's character, connections, and situation in life, I am convinced that my chance of happiness with him is as fair, as most people can boast on entering the marriage state" (165). Moreover, in Elizabeth and Charlotte's case, staying single would mean snubbing the societal expectation of advancing to the role of "wife" and remaining a financial burden on their parents. Therefore, the best course of action is to marry well and soon to alleviate the dread of a spinster future.
                Even though Elizabeth denies her friend's perspective on marriage during their earlier debate, she seems to reconsider her position later in the novel; she says to Darcy during her visit to Rosings, "My friend has an excellent understanding—though I am not certain that I consider her marrying Mr. Collins as the wisest thing she ever did. She seems perfectly happy, however, and in a prudential light it is certainly a very good match for her" (219). Though Collins is not an attractive man, mentally and emotionally, to Elizabeth's taste, she can say that Charlotte's marriage provides more of a happy future than Elizabeth has before she marries Darcy. Her friend's comfortable marriage to her cousin is one of the triggers which cause her to reconsider her relationship with Darcy, and become more open to the idea of marrying him. Although Elizabeth is not as pragmatic as Charlotte in terms of romantic love, financial security and peace of mind influenced Elizabeth's love life more than modern, independent women may comprehend.      
                The second marriage that influences Elizabeth to reconsider her position on the implication of money in marriage is Lydia and Wickham's. Their motivations were impractical and based on momentary, lustful needs, the opposite premise of Charlotte’s marriage. Lydia loved Wickham for his handsomeness, but didn't intend to marry him. Rather, she was looking for little more than an eighteenth century one-night stand. Wickham was also looking for just a fun time, though his history with Darcy's sister shows his other motivator to be with a young gentlewoman is money. Elizabeth correctly classifies Wickham as the regency equivalent of a gold-digger when she tells her aunt and uncle, "[He] will never marry a woman without some money. He cannot afford it" (324).  Once he knows he can be compensated monetarily for marrying Lydia, he agrees to a wedding, thus saving her reputation. When Elizabeth heard of her sister's disappearance to the countryside with the rakish Wickham, her first reaction is, "She has no money, no connections, nothing that can tempt him to—she is lost for ever" (318). In Kristin Flieger Samuelian's essay "Managing Propriety for the Regency: Jane Austen Reads the Book," she appropriately identifies the whole fiasco as "Elizabeth's crisis, not Lydia's" (292). Lydia does not have the foresight to comprehend what her future as Mrs. Wickham will be like. Elizabeth, who knows his history of jilting upper class women and gambling, as well as his propensity for irresponsibility and inconsistency, does foresee Lydia's future. She is horrified at the disregard of propriety both young lovers have, and she acutely feels how close of a call she herself had with the tricky and seductive Mr. Wickham.
            Flieger Samuelian uses the event to draw the distinction between the middle class and the upper class; she says Elizabeth was accepted by the likes of high-borns like Darcy and Bingley because of her good taste and sensibility (285). The author's point is well-taken; furthermore, this is the turn in the novel where Elizabeth aligns herself with the people who have respect for the influence of money matters in a relationship. She does not want to see herself in Lydia's impulsive shoes; love, after all, cannot fill an empty stomach. In "No Love for Lydia: The Fate of Desire in Pride and Prejudice," Dennis W. Allen confirms this viewpoint when he writes, "Society is created by the defining sets of differences, both the cruel distinction between what is acceptable in a society and what is not... Rendered quantifiable, provided with its own internal hierarchies, bounded, desire becomes compatible with the social order" (440). In other words, when Lydia acts on her desire for Wickham instead of cautiously flirting as Elizabeth does, she crosses the boundary that esteemed members of the Regency believe is appropriate for young ladies. Because of this episode Elizabeth identifies such passion with inconsideration; “Lydia- the humiliation, the misery, she was bringing on them all, soon swallowed up every private care..." (319). Elizabeth is also disgusted by her mother's enthusiastic reaction to Lydia's elopement. Of course, if one considers Mrs. Bennet's own lackluster marriage, weddings are interesting events for her to celebrate.      
                The Bennets’ marriage is the third relationship that sways Elizabeth to rethink her relationship with Darcy and the importance of balancing emotions and money in marriage. Lizzy's parents' marriage exemplify how not to marry. Austen gives little background on their early relationship, but the following quote shows that the happy newlyweds soon soured towards each other after the honeymoon phase was over:
Had Elizabeth's opinion been drawn from her own family, she could not have formed a very pleasing opinion of conjugal felicity or domestic comfort. Her father, captivated by youth and beauty, and that appearance of good humour which youth and beauty generally give, had married a woman whose weak understanding and illiberal mind had very early in their marriage put an end to all real affection for her. Respect, esteem, and confidence had vanished for ever; and all his views of domestic happiness were overthrown. (275)
Austen writes the depressing viewpoint of the Bennets' marriage from Mr. Bennet's perspective so readers could feel the weight the unhappiness of their marriage had on Elizabeth since she aligns her personality more with her father's than her mother's. Interestingly, the list of qualities for the early stages of the Bennets' marriage is similar to the ideal situation in which Elizabeth at the beginning of the novel would like to emulate. However, as evident in the Bennets' case, emotions change, personalities are not always obvious in the beginning of a relationship, and appearances can be deceiving. Though Wickham and Darcy were also lessons in misjudging appearances for Elizabeth, her parents' failed marriage is undoubtedly a more intimate and sensitive model of this point. After having been at the Collins' for weeks and enjoying the contentment there, coming home to her mother's nervous rants and father's snide, sarcastic comments must have caused for a harsher awakening than before she came home. Money cannot solve every marital problem, but being pragmatic enough to not let emotions completely drive one into marriage is the reminder to Elizabeth of how unimportant emotions are in a relationship.
                Another source of contention between Mrs. and Mr. Bennet is the entailment which will eventually cause their loss of Longbourne. Mrs. Bennet blames her husband for not doing enough to ensure their daughters' financial security, and, rather than seeking some way to earn profit from their estate, Mr. Bennet hides in his study working on several hobbies. Gerber-Pinto Lobo writes, "[Mrs. Bennet's] desperate pursuit to find marriageable men for her daughters can, therefore, also be ascribed to her family's future poverty which she believes to be her husband's fault, who, in her eyes, failed to fulfill his duties in a sphere to which she has theoretically no access" (74). As children raised without access to overwhelming wealth, Elizabeth and her sisters were burdened with concern over their relative poverty. At the beginning of the novel there is a particularly stressful situation for Elizabeth when Jane becomes ill because her father cannot spare enough horses for her to ride in a carriage during a rainstorm. Because Mr. Bennet cannot afford to take horses from the farm and transport his daughters according to comparative standards, Elizabeth blames her father for compromising her sister's well-being. She also blames her mother for Jane's designed illness because it is part of her mother's plot to ensnare wealthy Mr. Bingley for Jane. "Her mother attended [Jane] to the door with many cheerful prognostics of a bad day. Her hopes were answered... The rain continued the whole evening without intermission; Jane certainly could not come back. 'This was a lucky idea of mine, indeed!' said Mrs. Bennet...'As long as she stays there, it is all very well'" (65-66). Elizabeth is frustrated over her father's inconsideration and her mother's indelicacy during the whole episode, but ultimately all these problems are caused by the Bennets' lack of finances.
            Given these three loveless relationships, one would surmise that Elizabeth should strive for a marriage in which wealth provides security. Moreover, as the second eldest, it would be important to marry successfully because she may persuade her husband to help her sisters and parents financially as needed. Indeed, in the final chapter, readers are told, "Such relief, however, as it was in [Elizabeth's] power to afford, by the practice of what might be called economy in her own private expences, she frequently sent [money to Mr. and Mrs. Wickham]" (430). Mr. Darcy also endeavors to help his brother-in-law find a better position in the military. Therefore, it is appropriate to assume marrying someone based partially on their wealth was not irresponsible on Elizabeth's part due to her community-minded conscience. This insight is emphasized because her parents could not recover from the strife a lack of money put on their marriage.        
                Jane Austen wrote novels as a form of entertainment, and while her story does have a happy ending for almost all her characters, it does not mean she did it lightly or without a moral in mind. The Lady's Pocket Library, a contemporary collection of essays that were used to instruct young women, writes about the responsibility of female novelists: "To instruct indirectly by short instances, drawn from a long concatenation of circumstances, is at once the business of this sort of composition, and one of the characteristics of female genius" (9). From Austen's characters, and Elizabeth in particular, women readers were to understand the kinds of marriages which were best to make, and those kinds of relationships that should be avoided. Self-control is utilized by Charlotte in her marriage, where Lydia had none; their contrasting situations and the example of her parents causes Elizabeth to reevaluate her position on money's role in relationships. It is a popular conception that Darcy and Elizabeth are a couple who defy class restriction to marry for love. However, the perception of Lizzy as a pragmatic matchmaker usurps this viewpoint. Her transformation into Mrs. Darcy is about balancing the importance of love and materialism in a marriage. Therefore, Austen's Pride and Prejudice is a morality tale for contemporary readers about marrying the factors of money and love.
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My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands by Chelsea Handler

This is (supposedly) an autobiographical book about Chelsea Handler’s sexcapades living in California with a prudish roommate, loose morals, and far too much alcohol. I’m just gonna say it- I think this chick is a liar. There’s no way she gets into this level of shenanigans as often as she claims to. Quite frankly, if she does, she’s spreading more STDs than a male whore who never heard of a condom, so she should be locked up for public safety. However, I suspect she stole others’ stories and adopted/stole/bought them for posterity. I hate people like that.

Aside from “her” adventures, she was crass, unladylike, stupid, manipulative, unsympathetic, arrogant, and nasty (as in disgusting nasty, not the ghetto version of “cool”). People like her spawn the girls on Facebook who think duckfaces and carcinogen-loving tans are cool- that kind of superficiality. This isn’t someone who has reclaimed her sexuality from a patriarchal society or some such self-serving bullshit philosophy. She’s just a selfish whore.

In retrospect, having read Bridget Jones’ Diary afterward, I can at least say Fieldings’ book had some ring of truth to it; Bridget was a fictional character who I could sympathize with because she honestly wanted love. Handler’s book is just a big “Look at me!” like breast implants; I think only the shallow would find it attractive. I’m glad I didn’t pay real money for it.